Aaaaand we’re back! Back for the second installment of ROTP stats, complete with more swoony moments – get your helmets out ladies . I find ROTP has a bit of everything in it – ROFL humor, knock you out dimples and of course, the reason for our Lee In Plaid category. I hope you enjoy this second part of the stats!
Let me know if I’ve missed anything!
TOUCHES, Part 2
We find our favorite duo back at the King Edward hotel looking for clues…
Lee is such a gentleman…he just can’t help it. Right hand on elbow.
Uh oh, Amanda’s been hurt! First Lee touches her left elbow.
Now he’s touching her neck looking for a bruise.
He’s really looking hard for a bruise…so tender while he touches her neck with his left hand.
Now holding hands. Awwww. Didn’t we just seen this pose in MBF? Her hair is much better here – despite that Amandaband.
Ohhh, they’ve really got each other in a good grip, huh? 13 seconds of virtually constant contact! 8 seconds of which is hand holding.
Hoo haa! Lee and Amanda in bed!!!! Love their faces! It looks like their upper arms touch here, doesn’t it? I’m counting it. Anyone got a meme for this?
L: Are you okay? I’m pretty sure he touches her at least once here while he is untying her left arm.
L: Yeah, I guess we won’t be able to have those burgers and wine at your place? Again – he’s got to touch her at least once while untying her right arm.
He’s sneaking a look here – is she disappointed? Oh, and he’s touching her arm.
They’re still touching – now she steals a look. Is he disappointed?
Sizzle, sizzle, crack, crack! Don’t need no dynamite bundles here! Oh, and they’re still touching.
Ahhhh, Lee’s lovely hands.
Are these Lee’s hands? I think they are! The camera backs off Lee’s hands without cutting and we immediately see Lee’s reflection in the mirror. If it is a hand model, the filming and editing people did a very good job. Go check it out if you’re not sure – but I think these really are his hands. It’s right around 9 minutes in. Please report back if you do!
Now there’s a gun in those hot hands! Love the look of relief and concern on his face. And that long, straight index finger.
Don’t you just love his long, slender fingers? I wonder why BB never took up piano. Maybe he did? Anyone out there know?
One last look – those hands in action! Love this look of anxious concern here too.
It’s Jack 1! Wow, Jack 1 and Jill in one episode! I wonder if we’ll ever see Jack 1, Jack 2 and Jill in the same episode.
I want one of these. I’m not kidding. Anyone know where I can get one? Email me if you do. email@example.com. I’m completely serious.
F: Amanda King knew about this?????? Muahahahahaha! Looooove it!!!!! Good job Martha Smith!!! But what are you wearing??? I do like your hair though.
AMANDA DOESN’T DO WHAT LEE TELLS HER
L: Amanda, get in the bed. A: What? Bad Amanda!
L: Just do it, will ya? Love the look of horror on Amanda’s face! Time for a meme game Just what is going through her mind here???
A. She is horrified of getting in the bed for fear of bed bugs – or worse.
B. She is horrified of getting in the bed with Lee.
C. She is horrified at wondering what Lee wants to do with her in that bed.
D. Other – but you have to explain in the comments!!!
This pic is BEGGING for a meme! KC? iwsod? Anyone???
And she finally does what she’s told…too bad neither of them looks very happy. I think this is the only time in the series they actually share a bed – under the covers. Yup, it’s my avatar!!
AMAAANDA! (always said with a hint of annoyance)
A: What are you going to do? L: Ignore it. A: Ignore it? L: Amaaanda! Actually, this is about as nice a way to say Amaaanda annoyingly as he ever gets, I think. Boy he must be scared. Nice dimple too
Lee in plaid
I’m not really sure if this is considered plaid. It might just be a large gingham check pattern. But just in case it is plaid, I’m including it
And here we have the reason for this category. Say it with me everyone:
L: “I hate plaid!”
ROFL!! It doesn’t even look like Lee! I don’t want one of these hats. Seriously.
And for all you fans of imperfect hair Lee…this is one of my faves.
Uh oh, Lee just got off the phone with that nutter, Sinclair. Love the look on his face. No wonder Dotty said he had a strong profile in VM! Yep, I’m just posting randoms pics of Lee in Plaid. Well, cuz that’s the name of the category! I never said it had to be different plaid, did I?
Oh goodie, a pink one. One more down….I think we’re up to 8.
LEE SAVES AMANDA
Look at that kick! He’s got to get into that bathroom to save Amanda from being strangled to death!
It’s Karate Kid Stetson!!! This aired about 6 months before the original Karate Kid, I bet Ralph Macchio or Pat Morita stole it from Lee!!!
After getting off the phone with Sinclair, Lee rushes over to his apartment save Amanda. Lee, you still haven’t put away Sandy Newcombe’s football equipment? Don’t you think it’s aired out long enough?
Uh oh, he gets caught sneaking in!
Now he has to sword fight the guy. Totally not a fair fight. I’m thinking Buzz Blade didn’t do much sword fighting on his show.
And finally, degenerate lifestyle Lee pulls the fuse out of the dynamite bundle, saving Amanda, himself and Mr. Feller from being blown to smithereens. Yep, Mr. Feller, it’s none of your business what Lee does inside his own apartment… I love that Lee totally ignores him!!!
Gratuitous Dimple shots
L: Monk’s is neutral territory. It’s a hangout for reporters, operatives, crooks…anyone who makes a buck off the international power game.
A: Wouldn’t it be safer if I drove you? L: Safer? A: Yes, I mean I know I can’t punch, but look if anybody tried to attack you I could confuse them to death, you know I can do that. Yep, Lee does know that. so does Dr. Ted Glaser. And, yes, there is a dimple in this picture. It’s just hard to see because it’s in the shadow….
A: Alright. We know that you’re strong and brave and I’m not. I’m scared and I’m not strong and I’m not brave so, just to humor me, would you please let me drive you home? Pause Please? Pause L and A together: Okay. A: Good.
And lest anyone think I am completely shallow and only look to what’s on the surface only, this next series of Dimple Shots when Lee appears in Amanda’s living room will show you that I am capable of seeing more than just the dimple. When I want to.
Take Lee here in this photo – we have your plain old, dimple-free Lee in that luscious blue color. Yep, he’s alive! Oh, thank God!!
And here in this picture we have your basic dimple-faced Lee, very happy to be alive and standing in Amanda’s living room.
L: I do care.
Ahh, but this dimple, now this is a special dimple. It is preceded by the Amandaramble where she tells him that she doesn’t care if he doesn’t care that she cares. I think we should keep an eye out for future “I do care” dimples – they are special. I am pretty sure there is at least one in our future – perhaps many more. In fact, I’m picturing one right now. He looks the most genuinely sincere I think I’ve ever seen him with Amanda.
Now this dimple is called the “Really” dimple. Notice it is a tad deeper than the “I do care” dimple above. And his smile is starting to show. He really is sincere! But not that kind of sincere.
L: Thank you.
And here we have the final dimple in this trilogy. Yup, you guessed it, the “Thank you” dimple. Notice how the dimple has gotten even deeper than the “Really” dimple and his smile has reached his eyes. Is this man gorgeous or what? Breathe people. Iiin and out. Iiin and out. I’ll take these three Lees over Lee in a tux any day. I think.
A: You’re welcome.
Awww, sweet! Amanda you are one strong woman – how you are able to think and talk and still stand up at this point I’ll never know.
L: And a small but provocative selection of wines.
What does that even mean? Lee looks happy here, doesn’t he? I guess spending a night or two in suburbia isn’t as bad as he thought it would be. As long as he can have his provocative selection of wines.
A: Lee? L: Oh yeah.
Leeeeee, don’t you know you have to untie her all the way???
And there we have it! So what was your favorite Dimple? Did you go check to see if those are really Lee’s hands holding that “Getting Nervous” note? What was your choice for what Amanda’s thinking when Lee tells her to get in that bed bug-ridden bed? And just where, oh where, can I get on of those Lee mugs???
Thanks for stopping by and reading!
Tuxedos – 0
Amanda Bands – 1, pink
Lee saves Amanda – 2
Amanda saves Lee – 0
Amanda doesn’t do what Lee tells her – 1
Amaaanda! – 1
Leeeee! – 0
Hits/Punches/Shots to Lee – 6
Amanda “Boo boos” – 4
Lee Winks – 0
Amandarambles – 2
Touches – 25
Lee in Plaid – 2
Who Left their keys this week? – 0, The baddie actually gets into Lee’s car and he didn’t even leave the keys in it!
Jack Sightings – 1
Jill Sightings – 1