Hiya everyone! This is a little something that doesn’t take much brain strain haaaa.. just a bit of fun while the walk is on hold..which I’ve been working on a little here and there..
If anyone else wants to put a post together for the fun of all – please feel free to go for it if you wish!!
Here’s 20 Signs that someone is not ‘the one’ – Sourced from a new book titled ‘Things SMK can edumacate us about’ .. or something…
So how to you know it’s over??????
Well.. According to SMK.. You just know..
…..Well.. in case you don’t know – Here’s some tips SMK has for Single SMK fans!
You know he or she is not ‘the one’ when:
1) Your mother thinks your boyfriend is such a good listener.. like a registered nurse!
2) When he goes travelling, he brings you back bookends as a present.
5) He criticises his ex-wife.
6) She tries to shoot you.
7) He drugs you.. and (just as bad) he calls you pumpkin.
8) For a date, he gate-crashes an embassy party to get free food. (then brags about it!)
9) He accidentally calls you Amanda. Your name is NOT Amanda!
10) Umm… he threatens to shoot you..(and kinda uses you as a human shield!)
That will do for the moment!
It’s a dating jungle out there!!
Any of these you disagree with??!!! haaaa..
I wonder if any of you can guess what the next 10 will be?! If you’d like to go for it!
I’ll be back with ten more in the next post! byeeee!!!